For all the differences our 50 great states have -- some are red, some are blue, some are Florida -- there's one thing they all have in common: every state has strip clubs. Hooray America! But which states have the best strip clubs? We decided to find out. In addition to hitting the nudie bars ourselves, we relied on the trusted recommendations of friends and family, as well as consulting the generous folks who weirdly feel compelled to review such establishments on Yelp and TripAdvisor.
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Louis like a noose, people gather by the thousands in the wee hours of a weekend morning. They come from the farm towns of downstate Illinois, and from the anonymous bedroom cities that cluster north along the Mississippi River. They come from the Ozark hinterlands of interior Missouri, and from the river-based industrial zones south on Interstate But mostly they arrive from St. Louis and St.
There are chess clubs, and country clubs, and clubs that sail the sea, but the best clubs are strip clubs and may they always be. From the outside at least. Overall, the club is pretty nice, with 20,sqft of space which is kind of a lot that includes 24 private dance rooms, 10 suites, and a VIP lounge which is separated from the main room by a wall of smoked glass. There are also massive saltwater tanks and a kitchen that will whip up baked clams, grilled swordfish, and lobster tail not from the saltwater tanks.
It sounded vaguely like an Asian language. Thankfully, after watching a couple of minutes, the credits rolled and they explained the Bears had been translated into Lakota, a Native American language.
Who knew those bears were so multi-lingual. That was our first clue that New Mexico was a different kind of place.