They know. Keep it to the privacy of your room, use tissues to catch the output, put the tissues in the wastebasket, and empty your own wastebasket into the general household garbage yourself. Go to the grocery store and buy a big multi-pack of tissue boxes, or order the gargantuan multi-pack from Amazon, a la the lady with 3 boys who wrote a review thanking the people of Kleenex for selling in a pack. Sign In.
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'Cum Rags for Congress': Satanists Protest Texas Abortion Law with Semen Socks - VICE
Photo by Victor Deschamps via Stocksy. Earlier this week, Texas officials finalized a set of rules requiring funeral services for fetuses in what many see as a transparent and particularly callous ploy to restrict abortion access in the state. In response, Satanic Temple spokesperson Jex Blackmore has announced plans to engage in a crass counter-attack. Having mailed a ejaculate-covered sock to Texas Governor Greg Abbott, along with a handwritten note that says, "These r babies.
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Thereafter, the off-white J. Each cumulus blotch was unique, though, like a semen snowflake. I know this because I took inventory nightly, before sending the off off white undies deep under the bed, well out of reach of both my mother and my golden retriever.
Of all the surprising things one learns about human nature by spending a lot of time on 4chan, Reddit, and other internet forums frequented by young men, the thing that has truly astounded me is the prevalence of the practice of keeping some sort of receptacle or vessel for one's semen. I would have thought this was something only the truly weird and depraved would do, yet whenever the subject comes up, people come out of the woodwork to admit they do the same. The two most famous cases of semen hoarding gone awry were not shocking to the internet because of the mere fact of routine sperm collection, but because of the eventual fate that befell them.