Can someone please help the North Korean government out? The propaganda ministers stink at Photoshop. Please get them to sign up for a class at their local community college. Or maybe Dennis Rodman can help. As frightening as North Korea can seem, honestly, the country's inability to master the art of Photoshop should leave doubts about their ability to do a lot of things, such as making proper spreadsheets and resize GIFs—not to mention feed its people.
South Korea Sucked and I Want My Money Back
North Korea Still Sucks at Photoshop [Update]
His eagerness to befriend American basketball stars really is the fulfillment of a childish dream. Some of them were not just purged from the system but more likely executed. Those outside North Korea at the time fled. The Communist elite now openly enjoys a much higher standard of living. Some of this gain is trickling down to the commoners. Kim Jong Un is eager to win over the millennial elite with capitalist luxuries and entertainment.
20 Things I Learned While I Was in North Korea
I was only in North Korea for five days, but that was more than enough to make it clear that North Korea is every bit as weird as I always thought it was. And so, I was allowed in, along with a small group of other Westerners, accompanied at all times by three North Korean guides. And my experience there felt a lot like the route depicted above—we saw Pyongyang and a couple other regions, and the North Koreans we laid eyes on throughout were likely the people faring the very best in the country. Only the highest-level officials have access to the internet in North Korea, and I learned that the job of one of them is to scour the internet for anything written about North Korea and keep tabs on what the foreign press is saying.
There's cold, there's ice-cold, and then there's assassinating someone while wearing a shirt that says LOL. How much does it suck to be killed by someone who has "LOL" on her shirt. Beautiful, ironic, millennial North Korean assassin. We live in Buzzfeed world now.