When we were offered press passes to yet another outdoor festival, we seriously weighed the pros and cons. Of course, one thing you can always count on is that going to the bathroom will be a terrible, nightmarish experience. Especially for girls. It's sad that something as natural and beautiful as the act of urination becomes an inconvenience to females, especially someplace where everyone is drinking a lot and that shit becomes inevitable. Consider the following.
How to Pee in the Woods: A Quick Tutorial for Girls
When Nature Calls in Nature - A Girl's Guide to Peeing in the Wilderness » Just Roughin It
Find some privacy. Then you need to find a low bush, rock, etc. Or, get a group of friends to create a privacy wall for you. Whatever you choose, do the squat test first and make sure from your viewpoint you are hidden — or ask a hiking friend to check if they can see you.
When Nature Calls in Nature – A Girl’s Guide to Peeing in the Wilderness
We were hanging out around the fire in Algonquin Park when Natalie excused herself to go pee. A few minutes later I was ready to go on a rescue mission for her when she finally emerged from the pines. Natalie calmly explained that it always took her a while to pee in the woods because she had to get her shoes off, then take her pants and underwear off. If you are peeing on a hill, escarpment or side of a mountain, always position yourself facing downward. If you pee uphill or onto a rounded mound of dirt, the pee will make a stream that somehow will always head right for your feet.
I enjoy spending time in the woods hunting and watching as the wildlife wake up. Not everyone can hear and see the woods come to life. As these mornings get cooler, I begin layering my clothing, tucking everything in to help me stay warm. Everything seems perfect until I have to, well … go. When climbing down from a tree stand, I always unload my firearm and open the action before using the haul line to bring it down.